WTF Indeed.

Welcome to Men From Sky, an eddy in the torrential flow of infornography within the Metasuperhighwaytubetrons. It’s my blog thing. All the cool kids were doing it.

Who the fuck are you and why should I care?

I’m Ian. I write code for the internet. If you’re reading this page, I don’t even have to answer the second question, because you already cared enough to come here.

Shouldn’t this page have some kind of self-indulgent profile telling the world all kinds of shit that may or may not be embellished to make you look better?

Probably. If there’s something you absolutely must know, email me. It’s my first name at this domain. Not hard to figure out.

You know, formatting your About page as a faux Socratic dialogue is so last year.

Die in a car fire.

“Men From Sky”? That’s not The King’s English!

It’s from a college in-joke I made up while playing Empire Earth, concerning the dropping of atom-splitting weaponry on cavemen. In full form, it should be “Men from sky bring gift,” but that’s more than a mouthful. Penny Arcade later made a comic with a similar theme and punchline for Empire Earth’s sequel.