You know, I’ve been around the Internet for a long time. I practically grew up on the damn thing. After a while, photoshopped cats, speedo-clad Turks and other, altogether less wholesome items cease to elicit even a wince. But the Tubedwellers never rest, ceaselessly laboring to bring you something fresh and bizarre from the depths of the Great Cyberian WTF Mines.

Today I bring you a pimp suit. That’s not so bad, is it? Well, I forgot to mention that it’s sized for kids. The best part are the customer reviews. Here’s some excerpts.

D.A. Williams:
Teaching your children the value of money and business sense is never easy. However, with the introduction of the smaller size pimp suit they can learn how to start their own business without even leaving their own neighbourhood. The people management skills this encourages are a vital start in any young man’s life.

Heinsby:
My son was really set on going as a rapist this last halloween, but we waited too long to get to the costume store and so we were stuck with this or Darth Vader. Once I explained what a pimp does, he chose this one and we couldn’t be happier. He wears it around the house all the time! Only downside was that we had to explain to him he couldn’t wear blackface that came with the costume because that would be offensive. You would think the company would know not to include that makeup in 2008…

Emphases mine.